Dog Jokes


Counting Sheep

Two men once wanted to buy a Collie named Shep, who worked herding sheep on a Missouri farm. But first they wanted to test the dog’s abilities.
While Shep was leading the sheep to the yard, the farmer, when Shep could not see him, took one of the sheep into the woods and tied it to [...]

The Collie needs a job!

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”A short time afterwards, a collie trotted up to the window, saw the sign and [...]

How many dogs does it take to……

These cute answers  are from different dog breeds when asked
 ”How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?”
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not [...]